uppeldi anyone?

oj.

af hverju eru allir svona donalegir vid mig tessa daganna? eg reyni alltaf ad brosa og vera naes og segja please.

doni nr 1. fru nagranni.
ok, eg kom aftur hingad i storborgina a annan. ta hafdi eg verid buin fyrst af ollu vinna eins og vitleysingur og turfti alvarlega ad sofa, en eg var ad klara jolastussi og svoleidis. a islandi svaf eg heldur ekkert mjog mikid tvi eg var of uptekin vid ad leika vid fjolskylduna mina.
a annan i jolum flaug eg svo heim og maetti beint i vinnuna med ca. 35 kg af farangri og er gjorsamlega urvinda. EN husid mitt er ogedslega skitugt. og eg vil ekki bua a ruslahaug. tannig eg fae svona hreingerningakast. og byrja ad ryksuga. trjatiu sekundum seinna kemur fru nagranni ut ur ibudinni sinni og...

fru nagranni: ARE YOU VACUUMING AT THIS HOUR?
eg, jafn otrulega kluless og vanalega var ekki buin ad atta mig a tvi ad klukkan var tiu minutur i tiu og tegar tu byrd i svona fjolbyli tarftu ad vera tillitsamur og stuff: uhh, yeeah
fru nagranni: YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GET UP REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, IT'S GETTING SO LATE
eg, atta mig a tvi ad hun hefur nu rett fyrir ser: but it's like, really dirty.
fru nagranni: can't you just save it till the mornin????
eg: uhh, sure og skammast min otrulega mikid fyrir ad vera svona mikill doni.

EN hefdi hun ekki getad sagt kannski, sorry, could you maybe save this till the morning, I kinda have to get up pretty early tomorrow morning. ALLIR HAPPY.

mig langadi mest ad segja: well, so do I, would you want me to knock on your door in our CLEAN HOUSE tomorrow morning to see if you made it out of bed??
en grace var eiginlega med betra svona eftir a witty comment tegar hun sagdi ad eg hefdi att ad segja ad ef hun hefdi ekki trassad ad ryksuga svona lengi ta mundi eg ekki fa hreingerningartorf klukkan 10 a kvoldin. sem eg hefdi att ad segja.

i stadinn treif eg bara klosettid og eldhusid, MED KUSTI!

doni nr 2. omurlegur kunni i vinnunni.
ok, i vinnunni minni eru sko pakkad af folki og ogedslega margir og tad verdur ogedslega heitt tarna inni og grillid okkar er sjitt tannig ad tad var ad myndast svona reykur ut um allt. eg akved i orskamma stund ad opna hurdina ut til ad fa sma hreyfingu a loftid.
kunni: do you really have to open up that door?
eg: sorry guys, it's only for a couple of minutes. we just need a little bit of circulation in here
kunni: what ever, it's not like we're payin customers or anything..
eg: veit ekki alveg hvad skal segja og loka bara hurdinni.

doni nr 3. omurlega franska fjolskyldan i vinnunni.
ok, eg veit ekki alveg hversu vel tu ert ad ter i svona hospitality. almennt tykir ekki vel sed ad koma med eigin drykkjarfong eda nesti a svona tjonustustadi. serstaklega fer fyrir brjostid a okkur ef tu kemur med kaffi af odru kaffihusi inn a kaffihusid okkar. SERSTAKLEA ef tad kaffi er STARBUCKS.
fjogurra manna fjolskylda situr, tvaer daetur og foreldrar og daeturnar sotra badar a starbucks.
eg: excuse me, you really can't bring your own coffee in here.
tau: what... what... (helvitis folk sem tykist ekki kunna ensku)
eg: you can't drink coffee in here that's not from here.
foreldrar: but we bought some coffees (fyrir sig sem sagt)
eg: sorry, it's still not allowed to drink coffee from somewhere else in here.
stelpa1: but mine is finished anyway
eg: alright, can I throw away then the cup?
stelpa1: sure
eg: can I take yours as well then?
foreldrar: what is your problem?
eg: it's just company policy, sorry, it's not allowed. mind if I take yours?
stelpa2: what are you saying? I can't speak english...
eg: ....
foreldrar: what are you, like the prime minister? in france this is okay.
eg: well, we're not in france right now.
foreldrar: what, isn't this a democracy here?
eg er nu eiginlega bara ordlaus a tessum timapunkti tegar folkid a naesta bordi skerst i leikinn
folkanaestabordi: what's your problem, they bought some coffees. why are you taking these company policies so seriously?
eg: I'm just doing my job, like cleaning tables and bringing you your coffees. This is just a part of my job
folkanaestabordi: oh, I don't wanna get involved, just because these people can't speak English I thought I made help them out, but why do you take this so seriously...?
(tetta folk virtist nu bara kunna ensku alveg tokkalega helt eg)
eg veit eiginlega ekki alveg hverju eg a ad svara: I'm sorry guys if I crossed the lines
folkanaestabordi: well you've made your point pretty clear, I think they've got it now.
Tannig eg labba bara i burtu a medan stelpu***** sotrar enn a starbucks frabbucinonum sinum.


kannski er eg bara svona otrulega osvifin lika.




annars voru jolin alveg yndisleg hja mer. gud hvad eg er fegin ad hafa komid heim. maturinn var fullkominn, jolagjafirnar handa ollum hefdu ekki getad passad betur og allir alsaelir.
takk fyrir mig:)